Last night, President Joe Biden and felon Donald Trump went head-to-head in a historic presidential debate that was somehow even more unprofessional than we had expected. The debate highlighted the broader crisis and desperation in America, underscoring the widespread perception that Biden’s campaign was vaguely directed toward elder abuse, while Trump’s campaign, while hilariously unserious, would have us hurtling toward unbridled fascism.
As always, we have to find ways to laugh so we don’t cry, and last night’s depressing content is certainly a worthy selection of quality content. May the following memes serve to cathartically, validate, and temporarily mask the feelings of dread that eventually overwhelm you in your sleep and keep you awake from 3am onwards.
It looks like some of us tried to protect our peace by skipping the debate in the first place. Others, however, were moved to handle the issues ourselves to the extent they could:
Considering the current Adrar shortage affecting the entire country, I would say this selfless act is an example of how we can take care of each other while the big mouths in government endlessly extract from us. On the other hand, we can finally put an end to the war on drugs and acknowledge that we need Nara Smith in times like these.
Trigger Warning: Not Safe for Empaths
I tried to get a participation point but ended up as Mitch McConnell during a group project presentation for a required class that I was actively failing.
A strip club might seem like the last place to quietly watch a debate, but it must be acknowledged that it was sex workers who got Trump criminalized.
Maybe the wax figure of Lincoln’s head that melted in Washington, D.C. earlier this week was actually an omen…
We know everyone in the world is already laughing at us, but this “showdown” makes things a little too real… Turn off the camera and get me an ice pack!
Trump claims that “millions of people [Biden] In response to a question about the extent of black voter disappointment thus far, Trump said that “immigrants allowed in through the border take away black jobs,” which begs the question…yesA “black job”?
If a legend like him can’t get through this, then we are, as they say,Cooked.
When even corporate social media accounts throw in the towel, you know things are bad…
Anyway, does anyone want to come with me to some ranch far away from here?
The Trump-Harris debate will almost certainly put me to bed, but I can count on the sad, yet funny content to turn me into a zombie against my will.
This might work for her.
Here we see the dichotomy of American political discourse.
